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Carnivore's Delight by GarthTheDestroyer Carnivore's Delight by GarthTheDestroyer
This was a little concoction I whipped up for a New Year's banquet we had with my family. It did surprisingly well.

I hope the recipe was thorough enough. I've cooked for quite a while, and when you go over recipes in your head, certain things seem to go without saying.

Also, this dish is best enjoyed with a side of salad or Pepto Bismol. Your colon will thank you.:D
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:icongo77go:
go77go Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013
As a study nutritionist I disapprove, but as man Fuck Yea.
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:iconthe-land-shark:
The-Land-Shark Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
...Why didI have to find this when I'm hungry? DX

IT LOOKS TOO DELICIOUS TO EXIST
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TakonoRessurection Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Student General Artist
lollll. XD you people.
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:iconoptimusthemobian:
Optimusthemobian Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I didn't know your wife was as big of a meat fan as Luffy!
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:icongarththedestroyer:
GarthTheDestroyer Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013
Bigger, actually.
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:iconoptimusthemobian:
Optimusthemobian Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Oh dear Lord! That's scary!
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:iconofficiallyabi:
OfficiallyAbi Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I ... have totally got to try this!!
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:iconstranger-d-eternal:
Stranger-D-Eternal Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Maybe you should try cooking foods viking style; ala Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time

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:iconmiles-hikari:
Miles-Hikari Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
This...... I must do this.......
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:iconuzumakijiraya:
uzumakijiraya Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
Why didnt you make the double baconwitch. Replace the bread you use with more bacon
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:icongarththedestroyer:
GarthTheDestroyer Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013
How would it stay together? If anything, I'd make a sandwich using steaks as a substitute for bread.
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:iconuzumakijiraya:
uzumakijiraya Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
even better
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:iconslipmaskin:
Slipmaskin Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Fuck meat, everything in there I've got veggie stuff to replace it with. Gonna try this recipe sometime!
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:icongarththedestroyer:
GarthTheDestroyer Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013
Ugh! I've seen what some of that veggie meat-substitute looks like, and I gotta say, I've seen cow patties that have looked more appetizing.
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Slipmaskin Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Admittingly, there's not plenty of good stuff out there. In Sweden where I live there are just a couple of brands that you can buy in an actual store, otherwise one needs to order over the internet. What you can buy in the store is sufficient for my needs, however. I'm very picky myself, but I've found substitutes that are very, very good, and my meateating friends don't disagree!
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:icon1fireycat:
1fireycat Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Student Artist
Can I have a bite? :D
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:iconhiaki:
Hiaki Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
....I....I must try this now....
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:iconvortexomega:
VortexOmega Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
That would be an awesome dish for a Superbowl party.
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:iconangelthehedgehog51:
AngelTheHedgehog51 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
Hmmm, I don't think it's meaty enough :lol:
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:iconsorawolf7:
SoraWolf7 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I agree, that needs pepto in order to survive. SO MUCH MEAT.
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:iconnever-ending-donkey:
Never-Ending-Donkey Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013
Artificial pacemaker, here I come.
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:iconkatanaprincess8:
katanaprincess8 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
God, it's even worse than the Luther Burger....(shudders)....
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:icongarththedestroyer:
GarthTheDestroyer Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013
:icontopleftburgerplz::icontoprightburgerplz:
.....:iconlexluthor-plz::iconsaysplz:HEEELLLP!!!
:iconbottomleftburgerplz::iconbottomrightburgerplz:


Something like that?
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:iconkatanaprincess8:
katanaprincess8 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
A Luther Burger is a hamburger between two glazed donuts. It's apparently the fattiest food in Georgia. Though, I would assume human flesh is also pretty fatty....

By the way, that reply just made my century.
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FireballDragon Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Student General Artist
Actually, the Luther Burger is a burger with a SPLIT GLAZED DONUT as the bun.
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katanaprincess8 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Whoops...'tis been a while since I've last laid mine eyes on a serving of that monstrous dish.
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:iconfireballdragon:
FireballDragon Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Student General Artist
Good thing I just ate. XD
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:iconmajinhentaix2:
MajinHentaix2 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013
Drop it Garth your wife will have mercy but Luffy might bite your arms off.
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GarthTheDestroyer Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013
Actually, :iconxxde-jixx: would be more likely to bite my arms off, even if I didn't have a pan full of meat.
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:iconxxde-jixx:
XxDe-JixX Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist
What? I've gotta get my protein somehow. :iconlaughingplz:
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:iconjohnny-spectre:
Johnny-Spectre Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
As long as the Niku Niku fruit isn't involved, we'll be good
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:iconsonicmario:
Sonicmario Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013
Bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and...
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:iconxxde-jixx:
XxDe-JixX Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist
:icondroolplz:
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:iconsonicmario:
Sonicmario Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013
...Bacon. ;p
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:iconxxde-jixx:
XxDe-JixX Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist
:iconbaconplz::iconmeatplz::iconsteakplz:
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:iconsonicmario:
Sonicmario Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013
That reminds me, there are cuts of bacon you can get that are so thick, it's basically bacon steak.

...And shit's about to hit the fan. :XD:
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:iconxxde-jixx:
XxDe-JixX Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist
:iconhomerdroolplz:
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:iconsonicmario:
Sonicmario Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013
Uh, Garth? I think I put your wife in a bacon-coma... :lol:
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:iconmonkeydsophie:
MonkeyDSophie Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013
Reminds me of the Simpson's "The Clogger" XDD
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:icongarththedestroyer:
GarthTheDestroyer Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013
Or the 'Good Morning' burger, perhaps?
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:iconhotspot0626:
Hotspot0626 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013
Barricade the door and seal off the windows...the Carnivores are coming!
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:iconshidyk:
Shidyk Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:rofl:
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:iconchskcsmith:
chskcsmith Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013
needs more bacon XD
But that looks really tasty
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:iconxxde-jixx:
XxDe-JixX Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist
Yeah, I thought it needed more bacon and steak and less chicken. :shrug: Garth thought it had a good balance of everything though.
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:iconchskcsmith:
chskcsmith Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013
Balance is good thing to have. Don't want to overpower it. But I wonder if it'll satisfy Luffy's appietite lol
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:iconxxde-jixx:
XxDe-JixX Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist
Don't want to overpower the chicken? I'd rather just leave it out. I prefer red meat. And no, it wouldn't. :XD: His appetite is never sated.
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:iconchskcsmith:
chskcsmith Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013
this is true. very true indeed. X)
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:iconxxde-jixx:
XxDe-JixX Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist
:nod:
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:iconroguemankey:
RogueMankey Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013
Have you been watching Epic Meal Time, Garth? XD
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GarthTheDestroyer Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013
No. What's that?
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